In the world of the absurd today, it turns out that Cosmopolitan Magazine’s online site decided today would be a good day to put up the 30 Hottest Players in the NHL 2013 list. And number 1 on the list (and I’m not sure if number 1 means top ranked, top vote getter or what) is our own Caps defenseman Mike Green. And apparently (I missed it last year) this is Mike Green’s second year in a row on the top 30 list. I’d check it out, if that’s your kinda thang. Good work, Greenie. Good work.